Idiot America

Hola fellow travelers!

What is it about Americans that makes them so crazy? Maybe they aren’t. Perhaps it’s the fact that we have immediate access to the Internet which means we can hear about new crazy all over the country in minutes rather than days, weeks, or months like in the old days. We all see things every day that make us shake our heads and here are a few for today.

C’mon Hollywood…How can there be a movie called The Last Exorcism: Part Two? If there’s a Part Two, it’s clearly not The Last Exorcism or Part One was a total sham.

If drugs make you a better parent, you’re doing it wrong.

Speaking of drugs, the 5th cast member of “Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew” has died. Nice job Drew.

Speaking of drugs, Part Two: Don’t forget to get your RFID chip before the government comes knocking on your door.

And finally, if living in America sometimes makes you feel out of control, take this chicken for a test drive. Fair warning though, it has no idea what Gangnam Style is…

I’d also like to give special thanks to the next wave of crazy to crash upon my shore. I know America will never let me down.

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