So, since pondering the deep, dark side of the human tragicomedy is where my mind runs in the long watches of the night, I’ve decided to embrace a theme for the evening: conspiracy. The kicker? All of these are true.
“We need a fascist government in this country to save the Nation from the Communists who want to tear it down and wreck all that we have built in America.”
Remember when the CIA denied it had been smuggling drugs, and everyone pretended to believe them?
Murder Inc., before it had drones with Hellfire missiles.
So…what do you do if you want to make those durned Commies a little less popular?
How did we know he had bioweapons? We had the receipts.
And finally, apropos of nothing in particular except general ass-kicking:
The best of all possible tomorrows to you all-