Welcome back my friends! Let’s take a trip where normal humans fear to tread. A place outside the boundaries of good taste and sophistication that you’ve come to expect from Everblog. Tonight we go One Step Beyond! to bring you the finest Idiot America has to offer! Until tomorrow anyway…
I know it’s cold and all folks but spring will eventually be sprung and prosecuting the groundhog won’t help.
If there’s one thing I cannot abide it’s a nutswiper with a bad attitude.
To partially quote Dean Wormer, “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life Grandma”
Perhaps this was just a crime of convenience but I suspect Mr. Balika had been “casein” that truck for some time.
I have no idea whether she’s guilty or not but what I do know is that she would win a game of “Duck, Duck, Goose” hands down.
Thankfully, all of the heretofore mentioned criminals were apprehended before authorities had to pull out the big guns. Be sure to check out the sweet slideshow of America’s finest part time superheroes down at the bottom of the link.