Evergreen Up Late: Idiot America

It’s time for our weekly round-up of randomness! I won’t keep you long, I promise.

Once upon a time,  I did this exact same thing but my “life savings” were about $50 and I would have sworn I was the big winner if I’d gotten that sweet, dreadlocked Rasta-nana.

This is every mans dream product. We’re already used to the not washing it part.

And now a word from our sponsor. Tractor Supply Company & Sex Toys, Inc. My favorite line is as follows, “He’s been unable to get fingerprints from the dildo “It had touched too many hands,” he admitted.”

Poor girl. It sounds like she was looking for the S & M Club across the street and just got lost.

All this pop culture zombie stuff makes sense now. No offense but that sounds offal

Until next time.

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