What’s goin’ on?

Things we’ve been reading:

First, a friend of mine shared this.

I lightly broke it down (do read it) with this response:

1. Referring to yourself and/or group of friends as “bro” seriously might as well be a sign you’re a douchcanoe.
2. “Midnight or after, if you have been talking for awhile and they’ve had a couple drinks, ask if they want to dance. If you see an untalked to group or a solo girl, go up to her and ask if she wants anything to drink. If she says yes, get her a drink and then ask if she wants to dance. If she says no, ask her to dance. DANCING IS FUN!!!!! Always try to dance. If she does not want to dance and is with friends, say “aw thats no fun” (or something like that) and then ask one of her friends.”
I thought the stereotype was that guys don’t like to dance, which made the all caps insistence DANCING IS FUN massively humorous. But is DANCING FUN with creepy guys who call each other “bro?”
He really does need to learn about the body though. There’s a lot in between “just under the boob” and “fingering her.”  Just sayin’.
3. “If she starts putting her hair over her ear, THAT MEANS SHE WANTS A KISS.”
I had no idea this was part of the mating ritual of humans. I’m sure my husband is stewing “That feminist bitch I married never puts her hair over my ear, dammit.”
WTF is he talking about? Well, he sure is fond OF ALL CAPS.
4. ” 6. Ejaculate (should also be self explanatory) ”
No, I’m sorry, I don’t follow, care to explain? Preferably in ALL CAPS, AMIRITE BROS? How many women do you think this “bro” *shudder* has so cleverly used this MASSIVELY AWESOME ADVICE ON, [name of friend]? Success rates count.

Also, why are people so stupid to think emails won’t be leaked, etc? Geez.

In other news:

State of Your State

( . . . well, at 15 out of 50 . . . )

Arizona: transgendered people can’t use the bathroom of the gender they identify with; they have to use the bathroom that they were “born” as.

Florida: Bong Ban?

Georgia is thirsty.

Kentucky might be hurt it’s not receiving the attention regarding religious freedom that North Carolina must be enjoying is.

Maryland. Sigh.

C’mon, Missouri. REALLY?

This is not bipartisanship, New York.

North Dakota: Our population is growing! Woo-hoo! Oh, but one of the highest incidences of rape in the country. Let’s ban abortion! Yay!

Tennessee: Let’s punish the poor! No. We can do better. Let’s punish poor with children! If your child doesn’t do well in school, we’ll just cut their family’s support

What’s threatening in Texas.

Pretty sure this violates Facebook’s EULA, Washington State.

Honorable Mention:
Hang in there, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Nebraska.

Up Late: You can call me in the morning, I’ll tell you what to do

Good evening, Evergreeners!

It’s my pleasure to host tonight’s up late edition, brought to you by . . . limes, coconuts and Mr. Harry Nilsson! (Are limes and coconuts mixed together kosher for Passover?)